I WAS WOUNDERING!

Hi there my geeky friends when the day goes bad atleast you know you got some peps to mek you laugh.LOl any way was thinkin of a day gone bad.

Its friday morning n iv got to certify some papers of mine at Makerere i get there n of course there is this rude chick like i expected of MUK who hands been bankslips like she just missed her last months pay "pay 3gz for each then get back to me later"she says.
I take the slips n go to pay my dear never under estimate the power of a local bank askari.He had like 100 slips in his hands n he surely assured me how even if i did enter i would be wasting my time(puttin in mind there r those that r favoured only if u part wit some dimes).

Anyway after so many thoughts i say i will do the town thing after all they have a payment section in Stanbic it will not take me that long.Well it so happens i am so wrong it took me an hour to bank u can imagine the standing n all.any way after all the hassel i go out n it is rainin i got no umbrella trust me i am mo than pissed.Any way i jump on to a taxi n i notice i just lost my ATM card i remember i asked God "why me!!!"

Anyway i go back to MUK ready to spit fire just incase they tried tossing me around but they didnt. I was just a normal day Gone bad it took me ta whole damn day to certify my papers Lol!!!1

"Mrs. Gonzalez comes to visit her son Jose for dinner. Jose lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty Jose's roommate is. he had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and his made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between her son, Jose and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Jose volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria comes to Jose saying, "Ever sin ce your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Jose Several days later, Jose receives an email response from his Mama: Mijo, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama MORAL: Never lie to your Mama"

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Recently i was watching Def Jam comedy n there is this joke about afro americans.Why brand us by our hair styles after all they change with fashion?if am an Afro American today will i be a weave american tomorrow?o better still a bold american when i have no hair? A Jamaican was askin.



Well back to the point , i was disappointed by how shallow Afro Americans can be.Well they claim they can not vote for Obama coz he is African and better still hez never been in the ghetto to actually know what they go through.In all this i am thinking Hillary Has been there,the kennedys were there ,lincoln but may be thats the part of their lives they never wrote about after all , all i know is from their biographies and history books.

Not like it is any different from what Ugandans do.They go where the majority is it is no merit any more. If Obama has it all what makes him different from the rest of the contestants? He comes from Africa my foot his mother is White he is a citizen as much as they are, just that they missed being ancestors from the continent that has it all.

I still do not under stand how a black man still thinks he is better off represented by a white man.Not that they should vote Obama for he is blck but why not if he has it all after all there even some whites willing to give him a chance. For all i know the current white has falied them inciting wars and the rest. Nyway why bother politics will always be politics i never try to understand it.

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Three young Americans left in search of a story, (they show them happily smiling) what they found was a tragedy that disgusted and inspired them (they show a mother without lips and nose holding her very beautiful baby). A story where the children are the weapons and at the same time the victims. Abducted from their homes, trained as soldiers. A place where children are not seen and not heard. Believing that this story could inspire others as it did them, they created a movie called “THE INVISIBLE CHILD-ROUGH CUT” They screened the movie wide and far and the question they repeatedly asked was “What can I do?”

“Can a story change the world?????”

Well as a millennia-generation born after 1980 (got this from the book was amazed)
I believe it can because even as I type I do it right from the bottom of my foot or as people like saying the heart.

Every single day I wake up and all that is on my mind is my schedule for the day, no fear of gun shoots, insecurity at large maybe the car that might run me down on Kla-Jinja road (God forbid) but that’s hardly a thought I give space to. And this is just central Uganda and just miles away in the north are many of my brothers and sisters, unsure of the days meal, filled with nauseating thoughts of I may never leave in this camp again depending on Kony’s mood, nursing wounds that can never heal souls even when better, intorrelable cruelty n suffering………..

I woke up this morning and I saw a black book that read” THE INVISIBLE CHILD”I have always seen it but I ignore it so am like I cud get a blog post for the week. But all in all it was not just the post it was much more than that. It was so breath taking one of the stories that cabbed my attention was that of a Zephea Zaidi a very beautiful young gal who had watched the movie with a boyfriend the day before he was shipped off to Iraq. He later sends her a message telling her how there were also thousands of invisible kids there (can u imagine the world we live in)n sent for a box of crayons as would love to teach them how to read and write every other day after duty. However he was killed the following day in an explosion. She goes on to tell us how all their savings for their wedding were donated later in his name to the invisible children.
Here we are Ugandans, take time and think about this question ‘What have I done as a Ugandan to help?” After all the saying goes like charity begins at home. However it is so disheartening to know that even the little we have offered has been swindled by the greedy “muffs” People are so corrupt that that take on projects to help those poor people and all they do is embezzle the mula.
As I read on what caught my attention again was a page full of portraits of the invisible children. It hurt so bad that I felt I lump in my throat. The smiles so genuine yet so bothered. It was hard to miss the kid in yellow gagoz (glasses),hurt but smiling from the bottom of there hearts.
Here is a prayer for all my brothers and sisters out there: Dear God thank you for today, thanx for the life we have n us. Though we may be selfish, lord teach us how to give, for those that are bitter lord, teach us how to forgive and smile for those there is a reason for everything. Be the comforter You have always been for we know You will make a way for us.
info@invisiblechildren.com
DO NOT FORGET US IS ALL THE INVISIBLE CHILDREN ASKING FOR.
With love, Good day.

Its an early afternoon n a sista is tryin to get the best from her nap wen "bang! bang!"the sound of someone knocking at my door. Of course i pay a deaf ear hopping it will subside after a while but waap!

Well i get up to open n guess whose at the door.....................got u there stop imagining lol! my younger brother in P.5. He goes like " Queen tubakubide yo akapya " first the lunguage is rear in my parents home(luganda no offence) n then am woundering what 'kapya'did he mean?????????? So i go to listen to the new hit n guess what, TO THE RIGHT !TO THE RIGHT!

At first am like some wannabe trying to mime after all the last i knew Beyonce had done a great job at a similar hit though it was TO THE LEFT,TO THE LEFT.Then there goes the IRREPLACEA BLE. Of course any guy would be like what a great hit but cant a brother be original why fight the lady not like she did write it she only súng what is on most of the galz' mind.

I listen on and the whole bit of all the shoes i bought u should stay n of course the master of all phrases of i could replace u by the hour n there is already one up in shower something like that.

Ouch! that sunk in but what beat me most is that my young bro of 9yrs knew every word by heart and am like where r we headed can such a guy ever be committed to someone in life?I immediately ask him if he had finished his homework n of course i played mummy and sent him away to do his homework lol!

Well now that there is no young blood here should we be takin sides?Would u be brave enough to rip one of all u have ever given them?well i think thats quite immpossible if i gave u my heart will u give it back well in wat condition? Or maybe if u never gave anything r u willing to get that embarassed?
Got so many friends arguing about both versions n they are like thats the way it should be maybe for some guyz like the capitalist lol wont mention names.What do u think?

But on the bright side i love both versionz they r quite amusing u all got to listen to them.Still tryin to find out which brother had the nerve to hit back he had better be twice as good n smart as B was.
Good day!

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